Farmer jokes

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ?
Wheres my tractor!

Rating: 3.4 |

Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it.
Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward the feed trough.

Rating: 2.4 |

Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car.
He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal

Rating: 3.6 |

Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry.
The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.

Rating: 2.2 |

FARMER: Did you sleep well last night?
GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door.
FARMER: Never mind her. She always gets upset when we rent out her room.

Rating: 3.0 |

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