Farmer jokes
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How does a farmer send messages?
By e-i-e-i-o-mail.
What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?
A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.
Why are farmers cruel?
Because they pull corn by the ears.
What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?
He wanted sweet and sour pork !
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