Farmer jokes
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Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !
Why was the farmer hopping mad ?
Because someone had trodden on his corn !
Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow?
Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.
Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.
'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer.
'Safer than you are!' was his answer.
Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens?
He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!
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